~ Notice Me Senpai... And Pay Your Damn Bills ~
โฆ ๆๆชใฎใฏใคใ (Absolute Worst Waifu) โฆ
"He wants to be your kawaii senpaiโฆ
but realistically he's just a deadbeat with zero rizz."
| Full Name | Pranav Pandey๏ผใใฉใใใปๆใใชใใปใใณใใค๏ผ |
| Waifu Tier | Trash Tier (Dumpster Fire) |
| Tsundere Trait | "I-it's not like I don't want to pay you, baka! My card just declined!" |
| Aura | Negative 1,000 (Repels money and women) |
| Special Ability | Ghosting devs after the site goes live |
| Weakness | Invoices, Basic Decency, Talking to Girls |
| Credit Score | Error 404: Not Found |
| Favorite Catchphrase | "Can we do this for exposure? UwU" |
| Body Pillow Value | $0.01 (Discounted) |
"He wanted a premium $10,000 anime waifu website to look like a main character, but his bank account screamed 'Background NPC at McDonald's'." โ His Traumatized Dev
The official Pranav Pandey Waifu Body Pillow (Unpaid Edition) โก
"POV: You're trying to act cute so the collection agency gives you a 5-day extension."
Look at this man. The absolute sheer cringe of trying to be a top-tier anime boy while actively evading his web developer. Disgusting. ๐ธ
Messages from actual real people who want their money back
"Pranav-kun, you promised to pay me via PayPal 3 weeks ago. Please stop sending me anime gifs instead of money. It's creepy."
"Bro really said 'I'm a sigma male' then proceeded to block me on Discord because he couldn't afford $100 ๐"
"I do say, this chap has the audacity of a king but the treasury of a medieval peasant who simps on Twitch."
"He wanted me to draw him with abs... and then hit me with a chargeback. Disgusting. He has no abs IRL."
Dear Pranav-senpai,
I have watched my bank account from afar for so long... waiting for your wire transfer to arrive. I thought you were going to be my sugar daddy, but instead you're just a sugar baby who completely forgot the sugar. Every time you say "I'll send it tonight, UwU", a piece of my soul violently combusts. Your financial excuses have the structural integrity of wet single-ply toilet paper.
Reminder: This website was made in December. You promised to pay me in April, but now you're denying it again. Stop running away like a coward!
They say you have to spend money to make money. You, however, prefer to spend other people's time to make free things. You are the premium freeloader that everyone warns junior developers about. You want to be treated like an anime protagonist, but reality check: you're just the cringe comic relief character that everyone fast-forwards through.
But despite all this... this website will remain up. Not out of love, Pranav-kun. But as a public monument to your unpaid invoices and your non-existent rizz. Pay up. โก
With zero patience and 5% late fees,
Your Unpaid Developers
Help Pranav Pay His Dev (Because He Won't)